Here are a few Bible giggles for you.

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by: Timothy
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Date: Wed, 22 Jul 2009 Time: 10:08 PM
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• Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
  
  
  
  • A. Ruthless.
  
  
  
  


• Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?
  
  
  
  • A. German Shepherds.
  
  
  
  


• Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
  
  
  
  • A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
  
  
  
  


• Q. What was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
  
  
  
  • A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
  
  
  
  


• Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
  
  
  
  • A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.
  
  
  
  


• Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
  
  
  
  • A. Samson. He brought the house down.
  
  
  
  


• Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
  
  
  
  • A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
  
  
  
  


• Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
  
  
  
  • A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
  
  
  
  


• Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
  
  
  
  • A. The area around Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.
  
  
  
  


• Q. Who is the greatest baby sitter mentioned in the Bible?
  
  
  
  • A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.
  
  
  
  


• Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
  
  
  
  • A. Joshua, son of Nun.
  
  
  
  

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